Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The Tell

My different schedule got me up at two this morning to follow up on some reading I was doing about the Irish hearth. I had been reading about potatoes and one thing lead to another. Baking potatoes, wrapped in foil, in the back of the firebox, means that I usually have one ready. I caught the fire perfectly, when I came back inside after going out to pee. It was very cold, but I wanted to look at the sky, to be outside for a few minutes. The leaf-litter was frozen, but it's still several inches thick and it's like walking on a confection. A good bed of coals is a lovely thing. Routine: open the damper, stoke the fire, get a drink, roll a smoke, read for a while, write, spend some time thinking about commas, damp the stove back down. Also I had a great baked potato, a small Russet, lost in the ash. On a cold night, a small baked potato, with salt and pepper and a large pat of butter, is a comforting snack. One thing I really hate is the way things are constellated that only the rich win and everyone else makes minimum wage. A pet peeve. This time of year, if I can get to town, I almost always go, pick up a few things. Another package of lamb shanks, incredibly meaty ones, and some parsnips, more tobacco, or a single-malt. The Jeep was great today. When I went out everything was frozen solid, and it was easy getting down, but I stayed in town for a while, the library, the pub for a bowl of Irish Stew and a pint, Kroger, and though it was still below freezing when I got home, sunlight had thawed the top layer at the crest of the driveway but it was no problem. I'd stopped down at B's for a beer and his former student and friend, Rodney was there, splitting wood. B was watching, standing a little awkward, seems he had played football with the twins and taken a fall, probably cracked some ribs, and Rodney had come over to split some wood. We went inside, had a beer, and talked about breath units in the spoken word. Caesura. A pause, Emily's dashes, my current relationship with commas. Read more...

Monday, December 29, 2014

Blank Page

Flip the breaker. I'm becoming a silence activist. Sit in the dark and don't say a word. Paying attention is a matter of manners. I know where I got that, I'm just a poor Southern boy at heart, and holding doors open is what you do. One thing I noticed at Chautauqua was that everybody held doors open for me. It was strange, actually. You observe behavior and follow the clues. It's easy enough to become part of the woodwork, just stay still and listen. Every aspiration is bullshit. The crows tell me that: they laugh at my folly. Whatever spun sugar recreation I could make of Gettysburg. That's just a play on the word 'folly' and doesn't mean anything. I don't know why but I decided biscuits and gravy would be a good thing. I had some left-over biscuits that I could toast, and being my Mother's son, I could make gravy. The sins of the Father. Biscuits with sausage gravy have always seemed almost sinful to me, and needing to suffer is certainly a large part of religion, so I can understand avoiding temptation. However, I'm gleeful, reheating the last of the left-overs, because I see veal shanks in my future. I've been lazy for a couple of days, drinking tea and reading. I had read, months ago, an essay on salt which that had led me to something else and then there was a second reference to an article, which I finally tracked down. "Newly Acquired Precultural Behavior of the Natural Troop of Japanese Monkeys on Koshima Islet." An interesting study. A batch of monkeys, and the scientists wanted to observe them, and to keep them around in a more limited area, they, the scientists, tossed out chunks of sweet potato. The monkeys would rinse off the dirt and one of them discovered that rinsing them off in the ocean added a delightful salty tang. This one female taught the next generation about dipping their food into salt-water, now everybody's doing it. It's like kale and yoga pants, some things are just better. Hours later, still thinking about salt, I make potatoes and an omelet. Read more...

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Seriously Quiet

So warm today, 55 degrees, that I didn't even build a fire. Plenty of food cooked. I have the small electric oil-filled radiator on its lowest setting over near the back door. The house is muffled and silent. Nights like this I kill the breaker for the fridge. I read for a while, a book on the Mayan sense of time, then dined on left-overs, reading the current book at the island "American Cheeses" and staring off into the middle distance. Reflective rather than depressive. Several times I chuckle, remembering Fritz, for instance, setting the side pocket of his jacket on fire with a pipe he thought was out; or the time, up The Little Cimarron, in the early spring, when I tripped and fell in the stream, which was a brisk 34 degrees, and thought I would die before I could get a fire built. Funny now, but at the time I was damned afraid I'd just curl into a ball and freeze to death. The wolf at the door, for sure, but I build a hell of a door, and I take nothing for granted. " What is sour in the house, a bracing walk makes sweet." Thoreau, Wild Apples,. Is it just me or does Thoreau sound like dear sweet Emily? Paula Poundstone is the wittiest person I've ever heard: I often choke when I hear her call something into question. Her timing is impeccable. And timing is everything. She questioned scientific investigation recently, on NPR, and made me laugh so hard I nearly died. Because it had been so quiet, later, after a nap, the rain woke me about three in the morning. The house was still warm, unbelievable for this time of year, so I got back up, poured a splash of whiskey and rolled a smoke. I wanted to call Barnhart or TR, the music guys, and talk to them about recording rain. I had some ideas. One thing I like is the way the off-beat drips form an extended jazz rift. The melody just emerges as a wisp. You can count the time, but it doesn't fit into any pattern. Fireflies flashing, any May of your imagining: you're flat on your back, expended, watching light generated organically. Then I have to pee and go outside, the cold rain feels good, I fumble through several layers of clothing, manage to not piss on my foot, and when I get back inside I realize, fuck me, I am the other one. I can't even remember what I was thinking about. Read more...

Saturday, December 27, 2014

No Kidding

Later it all makes sense. You and the pack of dogs that might have been coyotes. It doesn't matter if they were or not, whether or not they had ripped out your throat. Just the threat was enough. I have to say, I love that train, over in Kentucky, the way it sounds both far away and in my own back yard. Fumble some worry beads and have left to say almost nothing. What's left behind is merely compost. The future is always more interesting than the past. Pluto is no longer a planet, just a bit of crap that hangs around. Last night, I think it was, it could have been the night before, I don't trust my own memory any more, I thought about the fragile connection between memory and event. The Marina Dairy Bar is closing Sunday, so I stopped by for a footer and an order of jalapeno poppers. I keep a running list of supplies I might need, when you break into the back-up coffee, 27.8 ounces (where does that number come from? 788 grams?) you get another one, another half-gallon of juice. I'm drowning in food and books right now, and it feels fine. No motion, no time. Another night disappeared, I sat and read, then wrote for a few hours, then I couldn't help but notice a lovely dawn. Started a small, what I think of as a breakfast fire, and went for a chilly walk. Lots of birds kicking around in the leaf-litter, a couple of red-headed woodpeckers, my crows lead me down the logging road. I'd picked up a package of pig's ears in the discounted bin at Kroger. The thing about packaged ears in the super market, as opposed to fresh ones, is that they're already quite clean. I bring them to a boil in herbed chicken broth last thing at night, then pull them over to the coolest part of the stove and put them on a trivet. In the morning skin them, cut into several pieces, dredge them in a highly seasoned masa, and fry them in bacon fat. It's mostly a mouth-feel thing, they don't actually taste like much, but the texture is divine. This is a very cheap meal ($1.49) but only if you cook on a wood cookstove. As my cooking has evolved over the years, the last 15 cooking on my beloved Stanley Waterford, I've tended toward things that needed to cook a long time, the stove's going anyway, might as well keep something cooking. When it's cold I have a very hot oven, and I can do some things with that, biscuits, cornbread, tandoori chicken; I can bake root vegetables, wrapped in foil, right in the firebox, and I can always have a soup or pot of beans simmering on top. I've been reading a great many food essays, the last week or so, and several things have piqued my interest. I don't want to get into any feminist aspect of this, but most of the serious cooks I know are men. I'm not sure that means anything, it probably has more to do with the company I keep, vigorous Basque goatherds surviving another winter on the slopes of Mount Doubt. An Airstream Trailer, buffeted by winds. A real place, somewhere in Utah, where animals free-ranged and no one talked very much. Read more...

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Food Thoughts

Just after dawn I crank up a good fire and get the duck breasts out of the fridge. Marinated over night in papaya juice with white wine and rosemary. I sear them, then braise in the liquid for 40 minutes. I don't like rare duck. The reason for this early cook-off is so that I can have duck hash for breakfast, with a fried egg on top. A small pone of cornbread, half of which I save to have toasted with the beans (peas) and other breast later. Rereading John Thorne essays most of the day, he is one of my favorite writers; with attention paid to Osso Buco and Risotto Milanese which I hope to make next weekend. I'd like to write a book called "Backwoods Fusion" which would be along the lines of Marjorie Rawlins' "Cross Creek" or almost anything by MFK Fisher. "Varieties Of The Acorn And Cornmeal Experience", or "My Time On The Ridge", highlighting meals along the way. Also I want to write a fairly long exposition about a very small event. I did this before, in the now lost manuscript "On Three" (Glenn's title) but I have recovered one-ninth of the manuscript, so I might be able to remember what I was thinking. The tell, the telling, is in that almost painful detail. Painful is probably the wrong word there, I know what I mean, a slight discomfort, one on a scale of ten, and I'm just thinking, quickly, and supply a word, to keep the narrative going. Later, going back, looking for nuance to extend the argument, I question every word choice. Might better have said 'microscopic', or, simply, 'close'. Dinner is wonderful. I ate at the island, reading about marrow, butter before there was butter, and I read a dozen recipes for cooking marrow-bones. What I noticed, late in the day, was that everything was peaceful. The violent winds were done. The stick trees were still, in steel gray overcast. Never lost power, which is quite surprising because the wind was screeching, then today it cleared a bit, an idle drizzle. In the afternoon there were some patches of blue and I walked over to the cemetery. The graves are marked with slight depressions (rotted caskets and loose fill) that collect leaves and water and turn black. Several salamanders, black with red spots, and because the leaf-mass is black (the shades of black are endless) the red spots stand out in several dimensions. I'd bought a nice single-malt, a Glendronach 12, I crack that and have a wee dram, roll a smoke, get my lap blanket, and read. One should always be reading Shakespeare, and I'm rereading Coriolanus right now. I'd love to direct this, with B and Philip as Coriolanus and Aufidius, it's so fraught. All I'm asking is that we stay the execution. Read more...

Seeking Order

By four in the afternoon, Xmas Eve, it was raining in sheets. I was cooking and hurried through my preparation because I was cooking on a hot-plate as it was above 60 degrees and I didn't want a fire, it seemed like a waste of wood. Made a butternut squash soup, stir-fried vegetables, some excellent Jasmine Rice from Louisiana; I have a pair of duck breasts to cook tomorrow. Then maybe a duck-fried rice or a duck hash. The wind was coming up, as predicted, and the temps are going to fall 40 degrees in the next day. I'm set on food and I have enough wood. Probably lose phone or power or both, but I'm good with that, I have a headlamp and extra batteries. There are several stacks of books. AND I'll be eating duck hash on toast points. Fucking crows are out, I can't imagine why, and I stop what I'm doing, nothing of any import, folding shirts or rolling ties, and nuke the last mice in the freezer. It started raining hard and I wanted to read about cooking tripe so I came inside. I ended up reading about cooking pig ears. I did find some recipes for Menudo, read an interesting essay about hominy in its dried forms; does tripe have any food value? do pig's ears? Not that it matters, we seem to do what we must. As a rule, I walk off to the side of the road, where my prints are not apparent. A normal per-cognition. I'm not even remotely connected to anything. I swear, my hands are clean. It's a strong wind blowing, I'd better go. Read more...

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Simple Math

It's late. A last coal train across the river, in Kentucky. I put on the sixth cello suite, transcribed for the double bass. Actually, it seems to have been written for a five-stringed instrument, or a lute, maybe. But in the dark, I only rise to what makes me feel human. Why and how does Bach move me so fundamentally? We usually get a significant storm, this time of year, so I go into town to pay the vehicle insurance, get extra whiskey, tobacco, drinking water, and stop at the pub where Lindsay makes me a Bloody Mary to go with a bowl of Irish stew. Drive back home the long way around, up the creek, so I can stop at the ford, drive through a couple of times, to clean the undercarriage and wheel-wells of the Jeep. By the time I get home it's nearly dark and I have to use my headlamps on the driveway. I have little idea what happened to the day. Doesn't matter. I have books and booze, and I'll eat well. Broken clouds, but it looks like rain to the west, our weather direction. Another day of rain, just enough to keep me indoors, besides I read all night (a biography of Ezra Pound) then slept most of the morning, then sat and thought about the opera. I thought about triplets, then about Haiku, then read Basho again. It gets dark early, rains fairly hard and I put out buckets, now that the roof is clean, and collect wash water. The trend toward pre-cut vegetables has resulted in a whole new section in the produce area at Kroger, and, of course, a new selection of discounted items. I made a lovely stir-fry without chopping a damned thing, with fish sauce (garum) on saffron rice, two meals, cost three dollars. Jana, my NYC friend, recommended adding a strong cup of coffee to a pot of black beans, and she is correct, it's a great addition. I not only have a good supply of black beans but I also have several pounds of an heirloom black pea, a crowder pea from Africa, that I think I'll cook next. I always serve it on an opened slice of toasted cornbread because the liquor is incredibly wonderful, and cornbread is a great transport. Heartened to know that the days are getting longer, the first milestone of winter, and that in a mere 60 days I'll be able to feel my toes again. Alternating between biscuits and cornbread, I think about my Dad, who always wanted hot fresh bread at dinner; sliced bought bread, he thought, was only good for sandwiches that you took with you when you went fishing. I didn't know my family was poor until they weren't any longer. I actually thought, still do, that sucking on salt-pork rinds was better than chewing gum. Not to get nostalgic, but I enjoyed when we rented a boat and paddled over to a place where we could catch dinner, eating fried potato sandwiches, with mayonnaise, on sliced white bread. Making biscuits from scratch is very easy, just don't handle the dough any more than you have to, and I can make cornbread over an open fire in a snowstorm. I still often make a fried egg sandwich, toasted sliced bread, double wrapped, that I carry in my pocket, when I venture out into the woods. Read more...

Monday, December 22, 2014

Night Calls

Linda called, one of my favorite people in the world, and we talked as old friends. She was most interested in what I was cooking. We talked about marrow. Later, after I'd eaten as much as I could, I called TR and we talked about the opera. It's strange that we mostly work on this over the phone, we seldom talk about it when we're together. We lost our connection, and we both assumed it was my line that had failed, but he called back on another line later, and we talked for a long time about the ways that music and text could be integrated. A reiteration of the old song. I'll split wood, or whatever, for a while tomorrow, then cook shrimp fried rice. TR wants a piano, two percussionists, and four strings, we agree on the necessity of a soprano. Something someone said, it often comes down to that, and you snap out of the internal dialog into the exterior world. I was someplace recently, I remember, going into CVS for some batteries, and a person I hardly knew engaged me in conversation. Confronted thus I often come off as an idiot. I am, actually, an idiot, so it's an easy role to assume. Seems she had been in the audience somewhere I had read, and I agreed with her that I was 'deceptively transparent'. Still, I argued, I should be allowed my intention. Shrimp cocktail is popular at Christmas, I wonder what that means. There was an entire case full of them at Kroger. There'll be a ton of remaindered meat after the holidays, I'm hoping for a leg of lamb and something I can make into a pate. B has veal liver in his freezer and I need a pound of mushrooms (they'll be on sale too) and a pound of some other meat or poultry to go with that. I wouldn't turn my nose up at a capon or a duck. I'd love to cook some potatoes in duck fat. Speaking of fat, I had a great dinner of wilted lettuce with cornbread. Wilted lettuce is just a salad dressed with hot bacon fat, and it's amazingly good. I add a little balsamic vinegar and black pepper. With the butter I use on cornbread, this meal is a bit heavy handed, but what the hell? I usually pair this with a pale ale. Since the stove is going all the time, I've been roasting a lot of root vegetables, I just leave them on the pan and eat them at room temperature; parsnips may have become my favorite, but they are kind of hit or miss, because they need a frost to start converting the sugars, so I always sample what I might buy. A lady with her cart behind me in the produce section asked what I was doing and I explained the sugar thing, she asked how I cooked them. There's an in-house Starbucks and she bought me a coffee. We had a delightful half-hour talking about cooking. I might see her again, she said she could borrow a four-wheel drive vehicle. The tangled web. I'd taken my laundry to town, but my place was closed, so I just left the dirty clothes in the Jeep, stopped at Kroger, came home, and now, the Jeep, the next time I go to town, will smell like stinky socks. It doesn't seem fair. Read more...

Sidetracked

When I looked up from splitting wood the fox was watching me from the edge of the clearing. I went inside and got her an apple, rolled it over in her direction and went back to work. She watched me for a while longer, then walked over to the apple and plopped down on her belly, holding it with her front paws. She's a dainty eater. She visited now and again, during the course of the day. At lunch I had a sardine sandwich on toast, with thick slices of onion, and I saved a bite of it for her. When I went back outside I put the nibble where she had eaten the apple and went about my chores. When she came out, later, I had the sense that she enjoyed it, though I hardly claim to be able to read the body language of foxes, human beings are still a mystery to me, but she did a little jig. Probably just the mustard. I only thought about giving her part of a sardine sandwich because one winter on the north shore of Cape Cod, living on a grant from the NEA, I spent several weeks watching a blue fox, in white winter coat, eating minnows in a tidal estuary. Foxes are omnivores. Which, to me, is the only thing to be. Not just omnivorous, but opportunistic. All these years later I still eat minnows, cooked a couple of different ways, as a satay, with a squeeze of lemon and a peanut sauce, or with a tempura batter, fried quickly. Minnows are usually carp, and when they're young, you can eat their bones. I have to wash dishes, before I can fix dinner, all of my implements are dirty. Read more...

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Memory Lane

Simple pleasures. Soaking in a stock tank in the Utah desert, preparing a nice meal for people you care about, or walking about in a habitation that is a thousand years deserted. Reality is seldom what it looks like, nor what we remember. We re-imagine particulars: who was actually there, what was actually said. You always think of the best lines later. Understanding something that happens, a single event, something that occurs, is not actually all that easy. Perceived history is a fiction. It's a fabrication based on a few facts, a specific gun, some fingerprints; in court it comes down to the best lawyer, and by then we're several steps removed. I thought it looked like him or her, wearing a hooded sweatshirt, it could have been a UPS driver, there might have been a van, I think it was brown. Reasonable doubt. If, for instance, your witness is color-blind. Or is just reasonably paranoid and perceives a moving hedge as a human being under a cameo tarp and kills a neighbor feeding his cat. It can happen. I keep track of esoteric deaths, it's part of what makes it fun to be around me; read about a researcher in Finland who froze to death, trying to hibernate. Brown might well be the new gray. Just saying. Skiff of snow this morning, lazy flakes falling. I listened to the news and weather, decided I could get to town. Library, then a pint at the pub. I liked the fried rice so well I got everything to make a shrimp version. Shrimp have gotten bland, so I got clam juice to cook the rice. Firewood tomorrow. Plenty of reading matter. Tomorrow night, after firewood, I'd like to clean up. You spend a day working on firewood, it's easy to keep a good fire going with chunks and butts and knots, so I should have the house quite warm by the time I come inside and peel off a couple of layers. Steak and eggs for dinner, I have it planned, while I heat water for washing. It must have gotten a bit above freezing today, because most of the snow was gone; the Jeep, with new tires and shocks, fairly danced up the hill. I added to the larder many packages of Louisiana rice and bean mixes. The red beans and rice is quite good, two meals for a buck. Five pounds of black beans, because they do make a superior liquid, and some beef shanks that might make a chili. Trying to think, I've got sixty hard days ahead of me. I need to get back to town Monday or Tuesday, lay in some more supplies, I keep forgetting things and have to start another list. I had long since decided to let the fire die, I needed to clean out the ashes, and I can be cold for a while, but I opened junk mail and It caught, in the stove, from a few buried coals, and the first thing you know I'm feeding a fire. Biscuits are easy, I cut them with a tattered tin implement a great aunt gave my mother. Sentiment. You could do as well with a water-glass. Read more...

Friday, December 19, 2014

Indulgence

The remission, before God, of various sins. Or a couple of toasted biscuits with sausage gravy. Or catching the fire just before it dies. Three in the morning and it's cold outside but the house is almost warm; no wind and the stick trees are quiet, no bugs, no wild animals rooting in the compost. No traffic, no trains over in Kentucky, no barges on the river, no chainsaws in the distance. Just the creak and groan of cast-iron heating and cooling. My all-occasion celebration is to get a drink and roll a smoke. Not answerable, and I've earned this, to any other set of dictates: I choose to ignore almost everything. B and I were talking, the other day, about disassociation. We have a similar attitude. He plays music, the stand-up bass, in a couple of different bands, so he has contact with people, on a regular basis, playing songs, and I envy him that; he's more fit and older, and I envy that. But we agree it's odd we should cross-reference so many books. We have the same translations of early English text, and we agree the Bach Cello Suites are sublime. I wish I played an instrument, my greatest failure is that I don't. But I was pleased, when we last met, that neither of us knew what day it was. I can call TR, because he always knows what day it is. Weekdays, at 4 PM, the overly cheerful announcer on the Athens NPR channel, says what day of the week it is and gives the date, and usually adds what special day it is, like National Jelly-Donut Day. I called Mom, to see how ornery she was, with the holidays looming, and we talked about gravy. She's the gravy queen because Dad considers it a beverage, and I was after her technique for making red-eye gravy, which one has on biscuits when one is eating ham. Mom was a very good country cook, but the only time she ever measured anything was when she was making a cake, so getting a recipe from her is a lot like reading a Faulkner short story. Essentially, red-eye gravy is rendered cured ham fat and coffee, doesn't sound like much, but it's in that class of liquids that penetrate completely and immediately whatever they come in contact with. Turns an opened biscuit into a religious experience. That almost insubstantial top note of cured ham and then that sultry after-note of salty naughtiness. The crows were jeering (where did that word come from, why did I remember it right then?) when I came back in from determining that the ice made it too dangerous to work outside. Thank god, I can just read, imagine commas rampant on a azure field, and think about what I might cook for dinner tomorrow. Read more...

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Adding Sums

The total amount, the price you pay, is often obscured in a folly. Fantasies and algorithms generate whatever you want. The bible is a shaky foundation. The early Catholic church is a fucking joke. The Dark Ages were extremely dark. I do a nice one hour talk about paper-making in the west, 1350, and movable type, 1450, and how that pretty much changed the game. Pork Fried Rice it is, there are always loin chops in the remaindered bin and I had everything else. I'm slower getting up in the morning, but I got to town in time for lunch with TR. Before he got there I had a nice conversation with Tyler, my banker friend, and another talk with the new Sociology teacher at the college. He's bought a row house, down on Front Street, a flood-wall away from the Ohio, it needs some work and he wants to pick my brain. He got the place for $25,000, and his mortgage, with insurance and taxes, is less than $200 a month. You can't rent a room, with shared bathroom and kitchen privileges, for less than $300. When I first moved here I thought about buying one of these, and living in town, selling my vehicle and getting a bike. But there was too much noise and I really needed to live in the country. Coming back home I stopped down at B's, for a cup of coffee, and he returned a stack of books that I now have to find a place for, and we talked about student debt and getting a job. Worked for a couple of hours, then decided to cook. Made a great pork fried rice, served with hot biscuits. Read a Thomas Perry novel. If I'm up at two or three in the morning, I sometimes check out what's on the radio because I often catch a couple of good blues songs. It might be a regular show, I don't know, and I never listen long enough to get the call letters. I was up tonight and it was John Lee Hooker, one of the great voices of all time, going on about his black snake. I played some more John Lee, then him and Bonny. Toast two halved biscuits for desert, with bitter marmalade. 28 degrees today, who knows tonight. I have a perfect banked fire right now. It's snowing and very beautiful outside, prismatic in my LED when I go out to pee. I have extra everything and I just made fried rice, I'm good for a minor siege. For a while I can't decide what to read, then decide to reread Flaubert. Always carry a book in your back pocket. Read more...

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Hazy Night

I finished a paragraph, which always feels good, and I'd finished the rest of the roasted root vegetables, dipped in the grainy mustard / horseradish sauce. I made a fresh pone of cornbread, because the oven was hot, and it was so good, with fresh butter, that I almost wept. Took a nap, then woke and cooked a cheese omelet with toasted slices of cornbread smeared with bitter marmalade. I know I need to eat more. I'm trying. Woke to rain after midnight. It's warm enough in the house that I let the fire go out so that I can do a little stove maintenance, and I should be good for a foray into personal hygiene later. It's supposed to get up to fifty degrees, downright balmy, by mid-day. A couple of shotgun blasts yesterday afternoon and when I was wheeling a last load of wood to the shed I heard a vehicle on the driveway. The local constabulary looking to maintain law and order. He accepted a beer, we sat on the back stoop and chatted. He's a bit confused about how and why I live the way I do. There's nothing I could tell him. Either you get it or you don't. It's difficult to explain post-modern, much easier to split a round of wood into stove-sized chunks and keep a fire going. I tend toward the simple, though I can discuss the papal schism in the 14th century. Not to make a point. Hopefully to find some peace. That kid from Australia plays a mean guitar. Got up feeling good but no more than suited up before it started raining. Cold rain. Roasted more root vegetables and just nibbled on them all day. Sat on the sofa with a lap blanket, drank tea, and read. Conrad. I'm not a real fan but his language is so precise, then some more Thomas Perry. I'd picked up a package of shin bones cheap. They had a fair amount of meat on them, and, of course, the marrow. I stewed them for several hours in wine and chicken stock (I find beef stock disgusting) with garlic and onions. Made a great serving of soup and had the marrow smeared on toast. This was a very easy meal to fix and it was absolutely delicious. My menu for the rest of the week will be determined by what's on sale at Kroger. At the bare minimum I'll have pork fried rice for several days. I'm hoping for a brisket. Supposed to be colder but no precipitation for the next few days, so I can work on firewood, and the library called with some more books. Replenished my wash-water supply today and washed a couple of pair of socks. I need to go to the laundromat within the next week, rotate my long-underwear. We usually get a storm between Christmas and New Year, so I'd like to get a few more ricks of wood inside. Business as usual. Getting by. Read more...

Monday, December 15, 2014

Freight Train

Now that the leaves are off the trees I can hear the coal trains across the river in Kentucky. All that country music bull-shit about trains is true. They do sound lonesome, even if they're just hauling coal to power plants. Makes me want to get a dog and cry in my beer. I make a note to tell TR about how they (trains) change the world of perception. They don't mean anything, but the sound captivates our attention. A woodpecker hammering on a dead oak tree, two squirrels running through the leaf-litter, a train far away. We don't control the world of sound. I was thinking about silence earlier, I had gotten up to pee and decided to go outside, rather than using my piss-pot, and the air was thick. A wee dram and a smoke are good to clear the palate, I can cite chapter and verse, be all and end all you're in the dark, but I like nursing a drink in the dark. It's not a lot of things you would immediately think. Nothing negative, for instance. I don't dwell in the house of the lord, or any other house, except the tar-paper shack I call my own. Listen, a Luna Moth beats itself to death against a screen outside my window: to what extent am I involved? I'm not a lawyer, but I've read enough to keep quiet. Perfect temperature for working outdoors, mid-forties, and I muddle through, working slowly. It's a lovely day and I find that I just sit on a stump for increasing amounts of time, watching and listening. Several trips indoors for hot mugs of tea, rereading some passages from the last two Thomas Perry books, a quiet smoke, then back outside to bust another round in half, and haul it in the wheelbarrow to the woodshed. Left-overs for dinner, reheated and eaten directly from the skillet. I need to heat the house tomorrow, so I can take a sponge bath and shave my neck. I need to wash my hair and get it cut. I look like a demented cave-dweller. When I was sitting in the front room of the pub, reading, waiting for the Jeep to be re-shod, one of the bankers I'd met at museum functions, and a bright guy, stopped and looked at me, "winter mode" was all he said. Yep. You see it most clearly at Kroger. Everyone has to buy some foodstuffs, so you get the random cross-section of doctor's wives, secretaries, gay male couples, tattooed machinists, and the hill people coming down for salt and sugar. I don't stand out at all. Just another hillbilly. We wear extra layers of tattered clothes when it gets cold, we often burrow into the hillside. I'm catching a lot of mice right now, which I keep in the freezer for the crows; I love watching the crows devour a micro-waved mouse, the steam rising on a frozen morning. If I do the crows a service now, they'll help me in the future, they're great scouts. Sometimes I almost think we communicate. I'm going to make a pork-fried rice, good luck with your plans. Read more...

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Nothing Special

Had to get to town, get a few things, see some people. I'd been up since the butt-crack of dawn, examining punctuation very carefully. A second cup of coffee, and I'm off to the library. The main space at the pub is closed off for a graduation party, so I get a Bloody Mary and watch ESPN in the front room until TR shows, we chat for a while, retire to the museum. I've got my list, of things I'd forgotten, so I stop at Kroger and buy some root vegetables and an extra dozen eggs. I need to split and haul the rounds on the driveway, the new number one priority, tomorrow, if possible. I got several pounds of small purple potatoes, a few parsnips, a few turnips, some beets, and a two-pound bag of small Spanish onions that I can roast whole. I'm thinking about cooking a brisket in the oven over night. A fairly elaborate plan, but all I really have to do is read at the island and pay attention. Which is pretty much what I do. Imagine cooking a brisket that way. Yes, I could do that. No uncertainty. Sunday dawned dismal. I drank coffee and had a cheese omelet then went out, organized the woodshed for another batch, then went down the driveway and rolled some of the rounds out in the open so I can bust them in half. Many long pauses when I listen to birdsong. I was inside, on a break, when two young squirrels attacked the house. Doing that thing where they chase each other. Quit working when America's Test Kitchen came on the radio. I enjoy listening to that. A knock at the door and it's a country guy that looks almost as bad as me. He was lost and dehydrated. I'd gone to the door with my shotgun, which he couldn't help but notice, got him a glass of water and gave him directions. I don't like people stumbling upon my house. I'd picked up a nice strip steak and I was very hungry, roasted some root vegetables, caramelized a red onion, and pan-fried the steak, excellent, and plenty left over for another meal. I read for a couple of hours. For non-fiction I'm reading about dirt, and for fiction I'm rereading all of Thomas Perry in order of the writing. You should read The Butcher's Boy, it's a delight. And Metzger's Dog is a hoot, Pynchon-like, in the layers of humor. Buying salvation isn't a recent idea, we still have chits we flip at the door. What Gutenberg first printed were indulgences. Religion has to answer for a great many sins. Read more...

Friday, December 12, 2014

Neatly Stacked

Spent the day hauling wood, splitting out starter sticks, and filled the kindling bucket with bone dry baseboard from town. One more good day and I can haul all the rest of the wood from the driveway. There are eight gnarly nighttime logs leaned against the front of the hearth. After I put away tools and came inside I stacked the firewood in three neat ricks near the stove. It's all a lovely sight. I added sardines to the list of things I had forgotten to list on the last list, because for a late lunch I had my famous sardine sandwich. You don't want to eat this if you're going to be around other people. A can of sardines, a slice of onion, and a goodly squeeze from the container I keep on hand that is a grainy mustard with horseradish. It's a wonderful sandwich. All of the wood is frozen, and when I bring it inside, maybe 500 pounds, the temperature in the house plummets by ten degrees. I stoked up the stove and went for a little walk, to give things a chance to equalize. Lots of birds, and I can hear the trains in Kentucky. Beans on toast for dinner and I'm exhausted. My legs are sore from all the trips up the back steps and into the house. Had the radio on, listening to the news and fell asleep, more like a stupor, and awoke to slightly strange and wonderful guitar. A guy from Mali. The blues, kind of, but loose and open. I got up off the sofa and stoked the fire, turned off the radio and sat in the sudden quiet. The light patter of sleet on the roof, just a ruffle of wind rattles branches, and I hear a mouse in the kitchen. The next time I go over there, to get a splash of whiskey and throw a log on the fire, I check the mouse traps. I'll have to listen to the crows complaining tomorrow if I don't have mice for them. The ridge is a fickle partner. Wind-swept and brutal in winter, when anything other than just staying alive seems a folly. Read more...

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Ships Passing

It was pleasant, talking with people. I told Cory that I was not so much growing a beard as not shaving. Any one of the staff at the pub would have driven me to get my vehicle, they wondered why I hadn't called one of them to pick me up in the first place, rather than walk across town with sleet in my face. A building fell down, over at Court and Front (just inside the flood wall), and it's a very large pile of bricks. I stopped because there was a dumpster and picked up some pieces of old oak baseboard to split into kindling. Stress failure is why the building fell. You can't take out a wall that carries part of the load unless you redistribute the weight. It should have been obvious. I poke at the rubble, The exterior walls were three layers, the inner and outer faces raked and workmanlike, and the middle layer was broken bricks and left-over mortar. Strikes me that this isn't a bad system. Bury your mistakes. Just give me the strength to carry wood tomorrow. Seriously. All I want to do is carry wood from one place to another, no mind, no mediation. Navaho time. A fire at the mouth of a cave will keep the big cats at bay. Best laid plans. Must have eaten something bad, sick at my stomach all morning but better by afternoon, don't get a damn thing done. Beautiful day and I never got outdoors. Drank tea, finally held down some chicken broth, started rereading John Barth's The Sot-Weed Factor. Being ill is a pain in the ass, a circular nightmare. I know I'm better when hunger drives me to make a small pot of pasta shells and cheese. It stays down. The Barth is good, he's such an elegant writer. I had to stop and think about the word 'elegant' for quite a while. After a second nap I felt well enough for a wee dram and a smoke. What, in Ireland, is called "fully recovered"; but I lost a day, and I do hate losing days. I don't even remember what I was thinking about before I was distracted. Firewood, right, but tomorrow's supposed to be nice, so I should be able to catch up. Nothing lost but one more layer of my invulnerability. Eventually there's nothing left, an exercise I think of as 'peeling the onion'. You know where that leads. To an absence of anything at the core. I can keep notes in the margin, draw cartoons in the gutters, but I can't change anything. I'm the guy that had to stop feeding humming birds because they were so fucking brutal. Read more...

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Too Much

Had to take the day off. Wear and tear. A large bowl of chicken and noodle soup that I kept reheating in the microwave. The last of the pone of cornbread. Every time I got up I stretched and rolled my shoulders. The old body is still working, but my legs are sore. If we don't get snow I'll get the Jeep in tomorrow, then start ricking wood inside. If it does snow I'll still get wood inside but won't get to the garage. Trent said not to worry, he'd hold the tires. I remembered I had some ash flooring scarps I had retrieved from a dumpster. I'd forgotten them. They split into beautiful kindling that you could light by rubbing two sticks together. Rounds of oak from further up the tree, where there might be a branch, I split out the larger chunk that includes the gnarly twisted grain, and set it aside as a nighttime log. I finish drying these right in front of the stove. They have to be top-loaded, which is a pain in the ass, but they burn for many hours. Prospects seem so much better than they did a couple of days ago. I wanted to take an Aleve or something, when I first got up, but I forgot; once I got started, that first cup of coffee and a walk out to the woodshed, surveying, what was done and what needed doing, it was clear I was ahead (barely) of the reaper. I need to get some rock-salt for the back deck. I need to sharpen the chain on my chainsaw. I feel like I'm doing pretty well, balancing a small boat in heavy seas. The ridge is a brutal mistress; not always, but sometimes, if you make a mistake you die. More often you have to laugh, you and David, with a slingshot. I called, they had the tires, so I went to town; couldn't find anyone to drive me back to the pub (where I could read and have a draft in the front room) so I walked. Spitting sleet, cold, I had forgotten to take gloves. Met TR for lunch and he agreed to come and get me, take me back to the garage. The bill was under the estimate, which never happens. Stopped by B's, to pay him for whiskey and tobacco he'd bought me when I was trapped, we had a wee dram and talked about editing. He's very good at it and I'm not. I'll probably go back to town, Saturday, to talk with TR about the opera, but I have several days to haul and split wood. I found a nice piece of beef; reduced in price, so I'm going to cook a stir-fry on rice, I can eat that for several days and not have to worry about cooking. Driving back in, the new tires keeping great traction, and the new shocks keeping great contact, I felt like the King Of The World. The feeling only lasted a few minutes, but that was enough. Read more...

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Good Day

Kim e-mailed that I should support the off-end of the lug-wrench, which would free up a more substantial kick. It takes a while, rebuilding the support pile and trying to not break my ankle, but I get it done and head to town. Stop at the library then on to Knittle's where we find the tires and order them, then the bank, then Kroger where I spend a considerable chunk of change on supplies. When I get home I realize I'm exhausted. Stoke up the fire and cook a large breakfast, potatoes, sausage, eggs, toast. Changed into slippers and peeled off the overalls, can't believe I went to town looking like what I must have looked like. My arms and shoulders are sore, my legs are sore, and there's a stiffness in my lower back; but the Jeep is back on the road, I have fresh vegetables and a couple of pieces of meat in the freezer. I have a case of whiskey, plenty of water, and a back-up bag of tobacco with extra papers. And I don't have to be anywhere. One more trip to town, for the tires and shocks, and I'll be set. I start another list, of things I forgot. I need to either make or buy a pesto, and get some dried shells, the very best vehicle for pesto. It makes a good cold-weather lunch. I need to replenish the canned sardine supply. The ridge, mid-winter, you're not going to be around other people; a sardine sandwich, with a slice of raw onion, can be a grand occasion. I usually pair it with a dirty martini. It's a complete affectation, but no one else has actually ever seen it, so it might never have happened. I know it did, or does, but where's the proof in that? Raised a country boy, switchel in a crock pot in the shade of a sycamore at the edge of the creek, the nature of reality was a mule's ass and a straight furrow. It still is. Whatever flank, and a straight line drawn between two points. It's how you navigate. I speak with the authority of someone who took a week to change a tire. Read more...

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Woodpile

B called and he can help with the Jeep tomorrow morning. Had to miss B's brother telling stories at the lodge in the state forest because it was a beautiful day and I needed to split wood. Which I did, at a leisurely pace, most of the day. I'll rick it inside as soon as I get a chance, but I was sore and wasted at the end of the day and couldn't face up to the task. It's supposed to be dry for a few days, and not too cold, so I should be able to get the rest of the cut rounds into the shed. I feel better. If I can get into town tomorrow, I can get the correct tires ordered, and the shocks, and Knittle's can have them the following morning, Trent said it would take about 90 minutes. Two trips, but I can haul supplies: drinking water, a case of whiskey, ultra-pasteurized cream, juice. Important to drive those liquids to the ridge, while the driveway is solid. New, more aggressive, tires, and new shocks will cut down the number of times I have to walk in by a third, maybe half; and I don't want to carry much, fresh vegetables and meat, the occasional treat. I have to work out my library routine, check out more books at a time. Working in the woodshed today, mostly blue sky with scudding clouds, brisk, mid-forties, mindless activity in a mindful context, I felt good. At one point today, I'd split a piece, and the split revealed a worm burrow deep in the heartwood. This is very hard wood. You don't want to meet that worm in an alley. And there's a collection of what is probably excrement at the bottom of one tube. I poke at it with my pocketknife and the wind blows it all away. Wow, I thought, that's a hell of a digestive system. I have one final meal, thank god, of bean soup, then maybe I can get to some marrow bones. I want to roast root vegetables and cook a brisket. Read more...

More Rain

You have to love it. Sheets of rain. Rain in waves all night. Today dawned with drizzle. When it finally let up I went out and partially jacked up the Jeep, so I could break the lug-nuts loose. Big joke, I do get one of the five, but the other four have me completely defeated. I spend an hour looking around the house and print shop but there is nothing I can use as a cheater, not a piece of pipe anywhere. I'm sure I can figure something out tomorrow, but my feet were cold. Had to laugh, the whole scene had been such a comedy. In the late afternoon the sun came out for the first time in days, and the entire landscape sparkled. Stoked the stove, changed into extra socks and slippers, got a wee dram, and rolled a smoke. Pretty much chuckling at myself the whole time. I can't get a tire changed. I think about the purely mechanical problem, breaking loose lug-bolts that have been over-tightened. When you're loosening lug-bolts you're in a terrible posture. It's difficult to use your body. So I think about that. One problem is that the lug-wrench I bought is one of those four-way sockets (17,19, 21 and 22 MM), it's 20 inches long, fairly heavy, and you have to keep one hand on it, just to keep the socket on the lug. Awkward. It's hard to stomp on the free end of a wrench in that position. Stomping is the number one solution to this problem. If you don't have a cheater pipe. It's arguable that we should all be issued cheater pipes at birth, to pry ourselves out of situations. I'll never be caught without one again. I had worked up an appetite, so I got a steak out of the freezer and roasted some purple potatoes; with left-over corn bread, it's a feast I don't feel I deserve. Which I fully enjoyed nonetheless. Then just sat in a darkened house (a 7 watt compact in the entry, so I can see when I get up) and thought about things. What I've done wrong, what I need to do. One of those mind-drifts where you see your failings. A frank look, not maudlin or depressing; a more generalized where-are-we-now kind of thing. I do need to get some things done, and I can do most of them, though at a reduced pace. It's just those fucking lug-nuts that have me in a funk. I'm thinking about tricking out a Spanish Windless. It's a fall-back position. And there's always the wedge, a block-and-fall, various levers. Or I could call B, because he'd have a cheater pipe. Read more...

Saturday, December 6, 2014

National Security

I can't keep up. Congress is dumb and blind. I can't believe the stupidity of national politics. I try to not get unduly upset, but we're paying these people. Pisses me off. There's a gray squirrel that wants in the house and it's become absolutely fearless. It's become a fixture outside the kitchen, the east side of the house, where it seems to be gnawing at the window casings. Even when I go over and tap on the window glass the little fucker just looks at me. I'm a surprisingly good shot with the wrist-rocket, and I found a new source of ammo at Big Lots: the colored and clear marbles they sell to put into clear vases so you can anchor decorations. Dead branches and moss. I got about a thousand of these, and a clear vase, for three bucks. I'm 'seeding' the area so as to confuse the archeological record. I slipped on Wellies and went around the back of the house. I didn't want to kill the squirrel, I just wanted to run it off, so I hit it on the ass with a half-powered shot. Good shooting but I was only 25 feet away. Gray squirrels can get quite large, twice the size of a red squirrel, and their eyes are so large. It's raining very hard now, and I should go. I consolidate wash water and put an empty bucket out to collect another five gallons, another gallon I filter to use for making coffee. It's raining very hard. Maybe I spoke ill of some deity. I didn't mean it, this is excessive, the amount of rain. I apologize, for god's sake. There's no way I should be held accountable for the hours I was vacationing in the Catskills. I love those chairs. It rains through the night, at some point I nap for a couple of hours, but when I wake up to pee it's raining harder and my buckets are all full. I can only imagine the flooding downstream. An early flood of the Ohio means a huge debris field and the roads on the river will all be closed. Every plastic bottle between Pittsburg and Columbus will gather at Portsmouth, in that huge eddy there, The Sciota Backwater, that defies all logic. Fluid dynamics and rate of flow, you end up with backwaters where odd things happen. I got pissed off about something else today, some asshole on the radio, talking about using one of the drawers in a chest as a bassinet. Where I come from we all spent a couple of months in the bottom drawer. It's a test period, to see if you're a 'keeper'. If you're healthy enough, they fit you with a harness, and you pull a millstone for 50 years. Otherwise they cook you as a spring lamb. The word 'coddle' comes to mind. The bottom drawer in a chest, which is usually the deepest, is a perfect bassinet. Why would you buy another piece of equipage? I go off and read for a couple of hours. I read somewhere that Anthony Bugress is responsible for more new words in the OED than any other modern writer. A dead heat between him and Joyce. Can't get back to sleep so I read some Walter Benjamin on Baudelaire, then I read Baudelaire for several hours. Les Fleurs Du Mal, is amazing. I hear all these echoes. Not echoes, exactly, but that precursor to sound, the intake of breath, the adumbration of something about to happen. It's warm. 50 degrees, I let the fire go out, wrap up in a blanket and go back to sleep. Read more...

Friday, December 5, 2014

Not Knowing

It shouldn't be viewed as a systemic problem, usually we don't know what we're doing. Missing a piece of the handle assembly for the jack, and I don't have a manual so I don't know where to put the damned jack anyway. Sleet, again. I call B at the college and he says he'll get me whiskey and tobacco, and drive them up. He locates the spot where the jack goes and I trick-out the jack handle with a pair of vise-grips. Tomorrow is another day. Cut some starter sticks by hand. I want to get the oven hot enough to make cornbread tonight. It's nice to get shed of my outer layer, start a fire (I'd let the morning fire go out, to dump ashes and check the smoke chase) and get back to my books. I just want to hibernate. I've gotten it better, for this winter, meaning a little more comfort with a little less effort, and I can move strongly in that direction for the next few years. Be better prepared. Keep rock salt for the back porch. Cook a pot of beans. Keep wood at all stations of the cross. It was warm over by the stove and after making cornbread I just stayed there, eating small portions of bean soup on toasted slices, read another Thomas Perry novel and went to bed early. Woke to dense fog, steady drizzle, and the sure knowledge that I wouldn't get off the ridge today. Settled in with tea and Anthony Burgess's Earthly Powers. Drips all day long, can't see across the hollow, can't see fifty feet. Ghostly. Several times I suit-up to go outside but the rain is cold. One more day of bean soup. I feel like I'm inside a cloud, which might actually be the case. Rare for it to stay socked-in all day. Two hunters showed up, mid-afternoon, looking like wet dogs, asking for permission to go hunt down the hollow from the graveyard. Two guys with orange vests and hats, and guns, I tell them, sure, to go ahead, that they'll intersect a path that'll lead them back to the driveway. They came inside for a few minutes, to warm their fingers, I was a little paranoid, but they were cool; they knew who I was, admired the stove and the stairs, and were completely mystified by the walls of books. I made them a cup of coffee with a shot of whiskey, for which they were grateful. Well shed of them, but the interruption wasn't all that unpleasant, which leads me to the thought that I need to get to town, have a conversation with TR, talk with the crew at the pub. A good thing about being holed up on a Friday afternoon, though, is Science Friday on NPR. A very good interview with a curator at MOMA about current electronic art. Then a nice piece about absorbing fats. Which led (who knows?) to a consideration of storing corn as whiskey, on my part, which led to the rest of the evening. I do wish I had a faster connection, I could research things much more quickly, before I forget what I was trying to find out. I do get side-tracked easily, but it's a process I enjoy. Trying to remember what I was thinking about. Read more...

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Plowshares

One legend has it that Demeter was pissed the Persians had the audacity to attack on her day, September 20, sacred in Eleusis, and called up a great wind to sink their fleet at Salamis. Never cross earth mother, her weapons are vast and beyond the imagining of mere mortals. I'm researching the history of the plow. Which is like the history of history. I was reading Hesiod, no specific reason, The Works And Days holds a special place for me, the gnomic form, which led to some Anglo-Saxon translations about early farming practices. Deep plowing wasn't possible until the advent of cast-iron and then steel 'turning blades', which are beautiful things, seriously practical. The first plows were probably just roots or branches, where one leg went off at an angle. In alluvial soil, the Nile, the Tigris-Euphrates, you could bind two sticks together and plow deep enough to plant rye and wheat. To break new ground requires something stronger. Alchemy and metallurgy come into play. Tool-making. Cast iron, then steel; then aluminum and very strong plastic. I lost track of where I was, oh, right, carving a furrow. I'd better go sleep. It's starting to rain again, and the patter on the roof is almost musical. No, wait, it is musical. Late night with John Cage. Another legend. Gray dawn, lingering drizzle. Beans (soup) on toast with a fried egg on top, too much drizzle too close to freezing for decent footing, so I stay inside. Most of the day reading about the improvements in farm implements. As it turns out this is a very interesting subject. I tend to find the history of anything interesting. Supposed to see the sun tomorrow. I've waited to change out the spare tire on the Jeep until I next went to town because I don't know if I can trust the spare, so tomorrow looks like the time. I need supplies. Have to deal with the tires, whatever the logistical nightmare. In this case you go to the library first. Another little adventure. Very quiet and still this afternoon, and the birds were back out, feeding on the sumac heads. Flitting about, and I can hear them in the leaf-litter; the three crows came by for their mouse lunch. My general malaise the last few days is a reflection on my state of unpreparedness, the fact that I knew better, and that I haven't done some things I needed to do. I can turn this around if I'll just put on my overalls when I first get up, and as soon as it gets light, put on my boots. In my case this is not a metaphor. I always read at breakfast, and at all other meals, but I've let them run together. I can back off the reading, a bit; it's not like I can keep up with everything anyway. B and I were talking, we keep up with 15 or 20 writers, another two of three hundred we read scattershot, we both read a great deal of non-fiction. Reading and writing are such solitary activities, sometimes it's difficult to even think about social interaction, but I do need to get out more often. I'll work on that, but I don't like to drive at night anymore, I'd much rather sit home and read about the Jews developing the cast-iron plow early, and how it took hundreds of years, 1100 BC to 700 BC, before it was in common use. The earliest plows, today, we would call harrows, they merely scratched the earth. Then along comes John Deere and he has actually computed the best shape for the plow and a tractor to pull it. Tractors changed the entire equation. You no longer had to rely on stupid beasts. I have to think about that. Stupid is the wrong word, recalcitrant would be better. Mules require patience, but they eat grass and provide manure, so it's difficult to fault them for looking back over their shoulder thinking we're the stupid ones. From a mule's point of view. Read more...

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Quiet Weather

I'd been hearing rain or wind, usually both, for several days and the quiet woke me. Just the snaps and crackles as the stove cooled. I caught the fire, opened the damper and stoked the stove; which meant staying up an hour, so I could damp things down again and go back to sleep. It's become a good time for me to think and write. No distraction. Since the oven was hot (450 degrees) I made a small pone of cornbread. A six-inch cast-iron skillet. One cup of cornmeal, an egg, soured milk, leavening; preheat the skillet with peanut oil until just before it smokes, bake for 20 minutes. I always flip the pone over, as my mother did, so that the top of it can toast on the hot metal. At our house, as in most of the houses I had ever eaten in, cornbread was always served upside down, sliced in wedges, and there was always a tub of butter. Hot cornbread and soft fresh butter is one of those great combinations. The bean soup, on a split wedge of cornbread, toasted and buttered, in a shallow bowl, eaten with a spoon, is a great treat. Just a mug of cornbread and sweet milk might get you through the night, but warm-from-the-pan cornbread spreads a little magic. Another gray morning. Mix of rain and sleet. Burning wood at a copious rate and I'll need another dead tree for January and February, but it's already picked out, close to the house, and will fall on the driveway. Easy pickings. My good friend, The Utah Kid, may be leaving the extreme wilds of the remote west for the Pacific Northwest but he would still be The Utah Kid, just as Boston Bob was still Boston Bob in Ohio. The Kid, a physical therapist, said that I should keep at the brute labor, but in moderation, and, of course, to be careful. I'm so careful now my old crews would hardly recognize me. I have nightmares about falling, I have to get up and have a drink, roll a cigaret with shaking hands, and read some non-fiction. It was the end of the 14th century that artillery became an issue, castles weren't so keep any more. The Ottomans had some big guns. Gunpowder replaced armor. They had started making paper, 1350, then starting printing from movable type, 1450. Somehow, thinking about these things, I get my mind off of the failing scaffolding or whatever the last bad dream was. Sometime, during the afternoon, a ground fog filled the hollow then rolled over the ridge tops, a humidity differential between ground and air, temps just above freezing. Visibility is maybe 50 feet. Not seeing can be instructive, what your other senses tell you. Trapped in a cave, you lick your fingers and follow the drift. Read more...

Monday, December 1, 2014

Timing

The wind is howling, the hollow rattle of winter. Reminds me of Cape Cod. I want to put the soup on the coolest part of the stove overnight, so I stoke up the fire about 10. Put a pound of beans on to soak early in the day, and over the course of 90 minutes, while I read at the island, I caramelize onions, then a pound of ham bits right on top of them; drain the beans, cover with chicken stock, mix everything together, bring to a boil, and pull it off the heat. Sir in a tablespoon of tomato paste and another of anchovy paste, go to bed. The smell finally woke me, three in the morning, the stove was almost dead and the soup was still warm. It's very good. Sweet and earthy, full-bodied. Exactly what I needed, with cornbread, to see me through a couple of days of working up firewood. The wind sounds like a train in Kentucky, the house creaks and groans, I have to think again about why I find myself here. First, and most important, you have to be somewhere, and second is that this place is a magnetic anomaly, GPS doesn't work and there's no cell phone reception. All in all, not a bad place to be. Drones don't do well when there's a lot of tree-cover. I don't like people watching. Later I see a sliver of moon through stick trees. Just a small break in the clouds before more rain moves in, changing over to sleet and snow tonight. I sat at my desk chair reading most of the day, drinking smoked tea and occasionally staring off into the middle-distance. Another, different, hunting season (I think this one is one week rifle, buck only) and I see a couple of blaze orange vests on the opposite ridge. I turned on a couple of lights, to signal my presence. Thank god I made soup last night, it's so good, and should carry me through several days. I'd like to make a pasta dish next, though I'm also thinking about a chowder and codfish cakes. French onion soup would be good. I have another package of ox-tails in the freezer and one of the guys in the fish department at Kroger said that he thought he might be able to get me some dried cod. For the larder, because the seafood section has been vastly expanded (omega 3) and there's usually some remaindered fish I can use for my breakfast cakes, or crabmeat or baby shrimp. Raining hard now, and I'm out of butter. I prefer saltine crackers, smeared with just a small pat of butter, when I'm eating any soup; so in the winter, when I need it, I eat a lot of animal fat. Afraid I'm going to lose power, I'd better go. Read more...

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Always Something

The Compost Games. Like clockwork. There are only three dogs left in the young pack, and they're looking pretty good, but I never saw the advantage of being loud. It is warmer, and the air is thick with the coming rain. I should have done my laundry. I need one of those wind-up weather channel radios. When I was in town more often, someone was always telling me what weather was coming, it's good to know when it's going to be below zero. New tires and rear shocks on the Jeep are a priority and I have to work through the logistics of that: dropping it off, spending the day somewhere, getting a ride back to pick up the vehicle. You live alone, these things become problematic. I can spend the day at the library and the coffee shop, TR can ferry me one way and I can walk the other. I hate the idea of spending a day in town doing nothing, but I don't see a way around it. Nothing is relative, I could spend a few hours in the University Library, reading about the Humanists, or walk down on the riverbank, go flirt with the girls on Market Street, or just read a novel in the front room of the pub. I'll get home, the fire will have died and the house will be cold. Little care, I can start a fire, I can keep my core above freezing. I don't remember falling asleep, but got up to pee and it was coons and a possum on the compost pile, glowing red eyes in my flashlight beam. They don't move except to swivel their heads and look at me. I spend most of the day restoring a couple of pieces of cast-iron cookware, which was way down on my list, but seemed like a good idea at the time. It's so warm outside that even the small fire I maintained to dry and cure the cookware (250 degrees) is enough to keep the house balmy. Last step is to rub the pieces completely with peanut oil and bake for an hour. During which time, after double checking everything on my leaving-the-house-with-a-fire-going list, I take a walk to gather some acorns. I want to make some acorn / cornmeal cakes suitable for winter hikes. Suddenly the day was over and I didn't feel like I'd accomplished very much, but I felt good about the way I'd spent my time. Cleaning cast-iron I always think about Herbert, at The Cape Playhouse, because he collected cast-iron in every manifestation and I cleaned hundreds of pieces with him. Herbert was special. He was a genius, an intuitive engineer, and a master of small detail. Hard to believe now, that I was seventeen when I first went to work for him and his partner, Helen, one in the great tradition of scenic painters. Tromp l'oeil was perfected at the Paris opera house, and she was a master. Apprentice in a place like that and the bar gets set rather high; deceiving the eye, acting, the nature of reality. I fall back on my ignorance, I thought everyone knew it was a performance. Thoreau went home for Sunday dinner. I settle for Spam and a piece of toast, there no place I'd rather go. Read more...

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Reflection

Re-broadcast of the Ig-Noble awards and it's a cute and funny hour in a nerdy way. Science as amusement. I could certainly win one for either my extensive study of tadpoles or the unwritten but well researched subject of twig-and-leaf dams in grader ditches. It's not uncommon for me to go several days without speaking, which strikes me suddenly, when I realize people speak incessantly. Banter. Even the town crazy, Moony, whose name is Richard, can go on forever. I occasionally buy him a beer, late in the month, when he's always broke, just to listen to him talk. He's extremely paranoid but quite coherent. He plays the keyboard well, which doesn't seem that odd, musicians being what they are, court jesters, and he knows a lot of Hank Williams' songs. To see me talk, I'd probably be arrested: ranting around outside in my bathrobe with a knit hat and fingerless gloves. I usually restrict this to the back porch, where I'm less likely to get shot. There ain't no money in poetry, that's for goddamn sure. Fair curve. Anything in G. Soon as I came outside I could see that the far front tire had to be flat, I don't have a lug-wrench, and the large SUV version of Fix-A-Flat wouldn't work. Call B and he comes up but his lug-wrench, but it doesn't fit my lugs. He loaned me his car so I could run into town and buy a wrench, stopped at the library, got whiskey; B drove me back to the ridge. When things are not going my way, I usually stop doing anything and read. An older Thomas Perry novel I'd missed. Excellent diversion. Another flat gray sky, it's supposed to get warmer and rain. I need to clean leaves from the grader ditch, and I need to dump the composting toilet, which is going to involve turning the compost heap. I haven't gotten around to making the ham and bean soup yet, because the deer heart intervened, but it's on my list. Lug-nuts are metric. The Jeep Liberty is made in Toledo, Ohio, so why are the lug-nuts metric? 19mm tells me nothing. Not the day I had imagined. I had imagined being sore from hauling and splitting wood, bitching and moaning, but having soup and cornbread at the end of the day. Made do with fried potatoes and sausage, a couple of perfect fried eggs, and several slices of toast. I have an old wedge of Romano that I shave, occasionally, with a vegetable peeler, and I love it toasted. Read more...

Friday, November 28, 2014

Outside Pressure

After a nap, I cleaned up from dinner, then, finally, cleaned out the fridge. I needed the six-quart cast-iron pot to make soup, which meant cleaning, drying, and re-treating. I had collated various dabs of waste into another pot which needed to be buried in the compost heap, so I put on my bathrobe and slippers, then my headlamp. I keep a shovel outside the back door and was not surprised to find it snowing. Lovely, and not that cold, 25 degrees, and it only takes a few minutes to bury the food scraps, dump the stove ashes and the piss-pot. I lingered, smoking a cigaret and tracking snowflakes in the beam of my light. Back inside I washed the final pot, then dumped the dishpan, stoked the fire, and got a wee dram of single-malt. I would have watched an old movie, sentiment counts for something, but I don't have a TV. It's so quiet, after I kill the breaker for the refrigerator, that I stopped reading Swedenborg, which is incredibly boring, and just stared into space. It's not actually silent. The stove makes a myriad of sounds. Two layers of cast iron, temperature differences, expansion and contraction; and the leaves, outside, are subject to the least disturbance; so it's never completely quiet. Eight inches of new snow, on a February morning, without electricity, trapped on a ridge-top, is close; but even then, the house creaks, and branches break under load. Cage indicated that we should listen closely. Wait, Read more...

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Turkeys

I had been watching this flock for several days. They'd been working across the ridges and down in the hollows for days. I could hear them quite clearly this morning, so I stayed inside, and about 9:30 they got to what passes as my yard (loosely described as the area I can see) and I could watch them closely. Sixteen or twenty of them, it's very difficult to count turkeys because they rarely stop moving. They posted a couple of guards and the rest of them started rooting around like hogs in the underbrush. They're incredibly noisy when they feel safe, but when one of the guards gives the 'danger' vocalization they're all instantly quiet and on full alert. I love them. When they move through an area it's looks like a mini-tornado has passed. It's exhilarating to watch them. The wildest of the wild. Everything is anti-climatic after watching turkeys in the morning. Scattered snowflakes are an accent to the day and I'm struck with the fact that they both signify and don't signify. Now I have a kind of spatula I cut from clear plastic, a crude implement, that I store outside, so that it stays cold, on which I can catch snowflakes and look at them for a second or two. They are quite beautiful. Which leads to consideration of fractals, and then to a discussion of beauty. "My nose, Sir?" Or Beckett at the end with just a mouth. Truth and beauty are strange bed-fellows, usually it's one or the other. I wrapped a sweet potato in foil and put it in the back of the firebox, then stuffed the heart with minced shallots and baked it on a bed of onions with red wine. Made a very nice onion jam out of the drippings. A non-traditional Thanksgiving meal, but quite good. I ate at the island, with a nice fire behind me, and a large book opened to an early map of Florida. There are times that a map is better than text. This one, 1780-1800, it's hard to be exact, is correct, for the most part. I know the middle part of the St. John's River very well, and there is a hook of land, south of Greencove Springs, that has always been known as Catfish Point. I once camped on the opposite side of the river and ran drifting hooked jugs baited with chicken guts, and made $87 one night, which was the most I had ever made in a single day up until that time, and thought then, that what I wanted to do was live on the river. I'm wiser now, but I still wish I had. Mindlessly filleting catfish looks pretty good, the alternative is what? voting for one crook over another. Read more...

Standard Practice

Power was out again this morning, and Alice, at Adams County Rural Electric said that they were replacing the failing piece of equipment that had caused the last outages. Told me they would be done by noon. Went outside and hauled wood, then split some. I'll split more tomorrow, as I seem to do on holidays. I wandered off to the west, harvesting a couple of small dead poplar saplings, and I found two perfect deer beds. The leaf layer was ideal for preserving them. Shallow ovals (they sleep curled), uniformly dried. They're a lovely artifact of nature. A few flakes of snow, nothing, really, but a reminder; and I got turned around. I was thinking about minnows, got distracted and walked about a bit before I found the graveyard. Then it was an easy path home. Cold, but I caught the fire, fried potatoes and sausage, then scrambled eggs with them, topped with Kimchi. Toast with a very bitter marmalade. Excellent. I could get a job in a Korean diner in the combat zone. Usually I make my own sausage, just because mine is better, but sometimes I buy something I haven't seen before, and I found a great, local, whole hog sausage that is as good as anything I make. Late afternoon and there's some gunfire, deer hunters, and I make a note to stay out of the woods for the rest of the weekend, lucky I didn't get my ass shot off earlier. Sure enough, two good-old boys show up just before dark, needing a ride down to their truck and permission to haul a dead deer across my property and down my driveway. I have to re-boot, bank the fire, and pee. They're standing at the staircase, while I make sure the house is safe, nothing plugged in, nothing on the stove. One of them said that I must read a lot. There are 36 feet of bookshelves, floor to ceiling, piles of books on every flat surface, and several precarious stacks of journals on the floor. Yes, I said. It was a race against the dark. Drove them down, they were parked a mile up the road, where the church used to be. They followed me back up and parked at the top of the hill, I turned around, so I could shine my headlights on their truck, they dumped accessories (they carried a lot of accessories) and took their very good LED flashlights back into the woods. I had a nip of single malt and rolled a smoke, sitting on their tailgate. It was a nice young buck, two-years old, six-point, and I had the better knife. I got the heart, which they didn't want, and finally got them on their way; got back home, heated water, washed up, trimmed and cleaned the heart, and considered the fact that I had too much food. I have to eat the heart tomorrow, fresh organ meat, I can freeze the veal, and thank god I didn't start cooking the beans. A thin sliced heart sandwich, with horseradish sauce, is a gift from the gods. Remind me to tell you about the year it snowed in August. Imagine that. Read more...

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Absolute Calm

A beautiful day. Slept in after staying up when the power came back on. Warm enough inside that I could take a sponge bath, wash my hair, and shave my neck. It feels wonderful to be clean. To town early, trying to avoid the crush at Kroger, but it was still a zoo. I just needed a couple of things and the self-checkout was empty as everyone was buying cartloads of holiday food. Stopped at the pub for a pint and a bowl of soup, went to the library, then drove down below the flood wall to stare at the river for a little while. Came home the back way and drove about 10 mph on the last 7 miles through the State Forest. Three trees had been cleared from the road and I got several nice pieces of bone dry firewood to split into kindling. Stopped by B's place, had a beer and talked about books. Part of the roof on his barn was ripped off by the wind yesterday and he'd managed a repair despite the gale. I don't think I could have done it, but's he's one tenacious bastard when it comes to doing something that needs to be fixed in the instant. An especially valuable characteristic when you live an isolated existence. My plan is to spend part of tomorrow splitting firewood, then clean out the fridge, then make the soup; two out of three would be good. I need to make the soup because it's so much better the next day. I buy these packages of cured ham trimmings when they're on sale, half-price, three bucks a pound, soak them in milk overnight, to get rid of most of the salt; the next day I caramelize the diced ham bits with the onions, cook a pound of navy beans in chicken stock, mix them together with some finely chopped chilies and let it simmer for eight hours. Then let it rest, and eat it the next day. I usually have a bowl green, because I can't wait; make a pone of cornbread and dig in; but the next day, with toasted left-over cornbread, this is one of the legendary meals. The toaster oven is one of the great inventions, and cornbread, with its irregular surface, browns beautifully. Thick ham and bean soup on a trencher of toasted corn bread has got to be a nearly perfect food. Grape tomatoes and water-cress with a balsamic dressing on the side. And I picked up a nice old-vines zinfandel to wash everything down. B asked me down to his family dinner, but we both knew that I already had plans. I'll eat soup and salad, take a walk, maybe call up a turkey. Maybe I'll see the fox. Probably not. Read more...

Storm Front

Warm wind, almost a gale, then rain. The rustle of stick branches and the sound of the storm, roaring like a train across the ridge tops. I sit in the dark and listen for a long time. It's so elemental. Sheets of rain and the occasional snap and thud when a branch crashes down. The roads will be littered, but most of the country boys carry a chainsaw in the back of their truck, and I don't have to go to town tomorrow, or anywhere for that matter. Put on my headlamp and go get a wee dram, roll a smoke. I'm battened down, these aren't dire straights, it's just a storm. I remember a night in Utah, I'd driven into a remote location, then hiked several miles to a chert deposit that had been used for thousands of years. There was a shelter there, not so much a cave as an overhang, the walls were covered with images, hand-prints and animals, and I spent the night there, while a spring snow storm, lit with lightning, roared outside. One of the great nights of my life. I felt connected, which I feel tonight, with the howling wind and the sheets of rain slashing across the roof. It's so violent. Reminds you of the delicate balance we maintain with nature. She's a cruel mother preparing you for a cruel world. Listen to the wind, child, to see which way it carries us. Dawn, the power was out, and the wind had actually picked up. Still had a telephone, which was surprising, so I called the power company. Seems a great many people were without, but a harried woman told me I should be restored by five o'clock. The wind blew between 50 and 60 mph all day. I tried working outdoors but it was too damned windy, I kept getting shit in my eyes, so I came inside and read. Needed to finish up several books so I can reload for the holiday. Ham and bean soup and stuffed acorn squash on the menu. I almost started rereading "Mason and Dixon" last night, but decided to save it for a snowed-in stretch. Settled on reading John Thorne, I love his essays. Went on to lose power and get it back four times during the course of the day and evening. Finally lost it again after dark and just went to bed. Came back on at three in the morning and it was like being inside a wind-up toy: radio, refrigerator, several lights. A celebratory drink and a smoke. The wind had died completely, spent. I had some baked beans on toast and an avocado with lime juice, then bundled up and sat on the back porch. Quiet, still, and very dark. There's an owl, close by, and then I hear a coal-train over in Kentucky. Warren Buffet bought Dura-Cell which is a pretty clear indicator that storing energy is the wave of the future. One or two lightning bolts a year would power a small town. On the local level, 4:44 in the morning, I clean out the fridge. A small amount of waste, five or ten percent, and instead of burying it in the compost pile, I just spread it out on a plank. Someone might as well eat it. Listen to some Bulgarian music. Read more...

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Changing States

Solid to liquid to vapor. Some days you get it all, other days not so much. I was talking with B about reading poetry, which we both do nearly every day, and how the moment came when you could hear it in your brain. Talked with TR about the opera today, then called him this afternoon and talked some more. I'm beginning to hear something. It has to do with memory, fireflies, and the seasons. Because of the cold, I stopped shaving several days ago, and I can't decide whether I'm growing a beard or not. I didn't shave for twenty years, then I liked shaving, because I felt clean, and it seemed to clear my mind, now it doesn't matter: I'm never clear and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks. Posit not making sense, which is almost impossible, you make sense whether you mean to or not. The rest of us get it, all we need is a clue. I needed to split wood, bring a few ricks inside, but it's supposed to be fifty degrees tomorrow, and I figured what the fuck, I ain't dead yet, and I'd rather read now and split wood tomorrow. D calls, from thirty miles north, wondering if I'm ok, and I assure him things are fine. What we have here is a frozen crust, and I can deal with that. Side-tracked by researching various popes in the Britannica, which was great fun. I feel like I'm getting a handle on the 14th century. Further distracted by the fox strutting up the driveway. She's so fucking cute. She slips off into the woods, heading toward the graveyard. I know her den is there, but I've never looked for it. I don't want to know where it is. It's not like I don't care, but I like the mysteriousness. Make a note to buy a bag of cheap apples. They're our main method of communication. Mice for the crows and apples for the fox. Big winds coming tonight, so I have to be ready to shut down, I'm saving everything. The wind makes a strong statement on the ridge, when the leaves are gone and there's no mediation. Dead trees will take out the power lines tonight. I have my headlamp and a decent fiction. Read more...

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Plain Stupidity

I stop to help get some horses off the road, yell at them and wave my arms. I know very little about horses, just that they're large and have a mind of their own. I've known a few, but never established the bond I had with a castrated goat in Colorado. You could look for meaning in that. But Clyde was the most perfect Zen teacher of all time. He'd look at you, and chew his cud. You had to question everything you'd ever done. A goat could teach you that. Lovely morning though quite cold and I decide to get into town and back before the driveway thaws. Library. Pub, a beer and a cup of soup, then stop at Kroger, back-up cream and juice, the makings for a ham and bean soup. Easily up the driveway. Ice everywhere, the grader ditch is frozen, and I can see the frozen wet-weather springs on the opposite side of the hollow. After three dreary days it's nice to see the sun. Outside, I collect kindling (any dry branch I can break across my knee) and bow-saw some starter sticks. Then I went back out and walked down the drainage channel Scott had cut to drain the puddles that had been the former frog ponds. It's clear of prickles, because it's recent, though it is filled with leaves, eight inches of leaves. Still, it allows unimpeded access into deep woods, and that's a cool thing; I spend an hour looking at things that are still green, certain ferns amaze me. The under-story is interesting, it's so protected, and I spend hours thinking about that. Walking back home, in a trance, I hadn't realized I'd gotten cold. The fire was out, I needed to rake out the ashes, but first I had to change my socks. It was several hours later before I made a pone of cornbread and ate left-overs. Reading about the Papacy. Bunch of greedy idiots. The early history, before the Papal State, is fascinating. It's like reading about the history of Las Vegas. Urban the VI, Gregory the XI, Pius the II, simony. Fortunately, there was a new world, where we could kill the inhabitants and take over. And by then we had gunpowder. It's a tangle, the 14th and 15th centuries, gunpowder, paper, and printing presses. Walled cities were only ever a stop-gap measure; forget how to farm, and there is no bread. You can eat rats and song-birds, barnacles and sea-bird eggs, but you need bread. Hard winter wheat. Read more...

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Frozen Drain

It warms to almost freezing but everything is still frozen. I have to wash dishes in a dishpan and throw the water outside, not a big deal, just don't throw the water where you need to walk. Slops go off to the side. The muffled sound of snow is oddly reassuring. Us rednecks tend to die in harness. Queen Maud. Three crows calling for their dues. I don't maintain that any of it makes sense, but I play the game. It's supposed to get bitter cold again almost immediately, but, for the moment, the house is warm, two in the morning, so I stay up to write for a couple of hours. Made a cheese omelet with toast, read at the island for an hour. Jim Harrison cooking dinner with some hunting buddies at a cabin in the Upper Peninsula. The drain will be frozen for the rest of the winter, but I've found I use less water if I wash dishes in a dishpan, so I don't really care. It's awkward, going out to throw the slops, but I keep a chair (a straight-back porch chair from Selma, Alabama) near the back door and change into studded rubber boots. The dishpan requires two hands, so I'm very careful. I don't like walking on ice without a stick. When I get to town again, and I need a few things, it will have been a week since I left the ridge. A week is good, you need to be able to do a week without thinking about it; a month, if things turn for the worst. What I've learned is that things usually get better. It wasn't an actual threat, it was just a test, what you need to do is pick up the pieces. I could as easily argue that hauling wood could be done mechanically or with hired labor, but it wouldn't be the same. Another cold night, it never did get above freezing yesterday nor today and back down to 10 or 12 degrees tonight. Outside only briefly as I should have Saturday and Sunday to restock the house and it's supposed to get warmer. Had a nice fire going all day and by bedtime I'll have burned an entire rick, which is about as much as is possible to burn. I'll have to leave the electric oil-filled radiator going tonight. I've started bringing the outhouse toilet seat inside and storing it near the stove. I think a ham and bean soup is next. Six books read in the last six days, which is more or less normal, all fiction, so I was glad to hear from the public library that they were holding a couple of things for me. Tuchman's China book, and a book about the Papacy. Thus, a trip to town, but I can pick up a few things, have new books, start a soup on the cookstove, then split wood and build ricks on the weekend; and the driveway is passable, which makes it all possible. Just settled in with a drink and a smoke when I get a call from an old friend in California. I hadn't heard from him in years, but he found me; he said that on Google Earth I showed up as what might be a driveway. The green roof was a good idea. He's still out on the road, the advance man for rock-and-roll shows, he'd found some of my writing somewhere online, and wanted to tell me that he was impressed I was still alive. I had to laugh. Later, after we'd hung up, I sat for an hour thinking about that. Not so much lucky as careful. The last of the stew is hot and the last of the pone of cornbread is toasted. I have to go. Read more...

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Several Layers

I slept in a couple of layers last night in the mummy bag. The house was 42 degrees this morning, inside. Another day in paradise. Pull on my robe and slipper socks, pull Linda's hat down over my ears and start a fire. Go back, wrap up in a blanket and listen to NPR, read for a couple of hours. B had passed on the second (in a series, I'm sure) of detective novels by J.K. Rowling. I'd never read her at all, but this is a pretty good book. A great way to get through a frozen morning. That, and thinking about how often I go back, when I'm writing, and change a preposition to a comma. Or add a preposition AND a comma. Wind is sweeping the ridge. My one foray out, I split a couple of rounds, brought some wood inside. It's harsh out, but partly sunny, which is welcome relief. I fear Mac is buried in snow, south of Buffalo, and we just have a dusting here; I'd feel guilty, but he'll be spending the winter in Key West and other points south, and I'll be buried in a snow-drift. The weather isn't such a hurdle if you don't have to fight it. If you don't open the door, you don't let any cold air in. Fuck protocol, I walk around draped in a blanket. Those army wool blankets are the best, but they're getting harder to find. Read more...

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Collating Information

God damn it's cold. The stew, however, is extraordinary. Since the stove was going full-time, I caramelized everything. It took hours, but I was just sitting at the island reading. I had left-over juice and bits from the last roast, and had picked up a package of 'rib meat' which I assume to be the outside of a loin, still adhering to the bone, so I seared it with a coating of masa and ground peppers while I roasted root vegetables, then I mixed everything together and left it on the stove overnight. I got up once and stoked the stove with a Live Oak billet, so I cooked this stew for eight hours.If they gave awards for this kind of thing, I won. The natural sweetness and depth of flavor is amazing. It's so good I feel guilty eating it. I made another pone of cornbread, which I split and toasted, and the combination was sublime. I'm suspicious I would be so blessed, surely the wrath of god should follow. Indulgences pave the way. Buy your way to heaven. I sweep the back deck, so I won't fall on my ass, and I sense the presence of the waning moon. I'll deal with the real world later. Fifteen degrees this morning, and windy. Too awful to work outside other than a short walk to collect kindling. B stopped by, to say that if I got too uncomfortable, or the power went out, to come down to his place. I get the house warm enough to survive and heat up the stew. I have another Live Oak log for the nighttime fire. It's supposed to warm above freezing tomorrow. I could get to town, since B got in this afternoon, depends on the weather. For the rest of the winter, I'll go to town when it's possible, not when I choose. You have to think ahead. I don't need anything right now, but if I could get out tomorrow I could get back-up supplies that would see me through the next weather event. Sure, I need to split some wood, but I have to get outside, so what's the downside of that? This kind of windy driven air, heavy with humidity, I'd say there was more snow coming. It smells like carnations (Linda had asked) with no musky overtones. Musky always means rain. My great grandmother thought me that, and eerily, she was always correct. Rattlesnakes do smell like cucumbers. Read more...

Monday, November 17, 2014

Cold Front

The rain wakes me, 2:30 in the morning. I don't usually put it on before Thanksgiving, but I dug out the space-age long-underwear from Colorado because I'll need it, the next few days. Make stew later today. A surfeit of books. TR is on me about the libretto. Turn on a couple of lights and stoke the stove. This is a dangerous part of the day to feel sorry for yourself. I read for a while, fiction; made a cup of smoked tea. Stood at the island and delivered a terrific oration on the various temptations.Top of my form. I try to stay inside myself. B and I were talking about carrying firewood out of the woods: you just think about where the next foot falls, the rest of mind is free to wander. I think about making a stew. Another nap, before dawn, then awaken to that muffled noiselessness that indicates snow. It's lovely. The ground contour, even across the hollow, revealed. Two generations of logging roads. Temps steady falling, twenties now, dropping to ten degrees tonight. I split a Live Oak round I brought back from Florida, a twisted, impossible piece that involved two wedges and the maul, which yielded several nighttime logs. The ribs of 'Old Ironsides' were Live Oak (specific gravity .95, 59 pounds a cubic foot), spaced just four inches apart with four-inch thick White Oak planking. Great firewood, and one of the most beautiful wood-piles I've ever seen was Kim's brother Kurt's pile of split dry Live Oak outside of Tallahassee, Florida. It's brutal outside, with the wind. It gets your attention. I split a few pieces of wood, then walked along the ridge top: no animal tracks, no birds, no sound but the last rattle of the few dead leaves that remain. Coming back home, into the wind, I have to wear a face-mask, have to stop and laugh. I felt like the Pillsbury Dough Boy dressed as a Ninja. I'd let the stove die, so I could clean the air passages (the 'smoke-chase') and dump the ashes. For the next 48 hours I'll have my sweet Irish Belle, Stanley Waterford, going full bore. I'll have to move a chair and foot-stool over near the stove (you have to get your feet up off the floor), and a music stand, for my dictionary; and I'll sleep on the sofa, but that's hardly any adjustment. This is the first weather event, that if I had been still working at the museum, I would have gone into town and holed up there for a couple of nights. Not because I needed the creature comforts, but because I needed to be there the next day. Now I just watch the snow fall. Yes, I am trapped, yes, my Jeep is on top of the hill and I can't get off, yes, I have enough food. It's always whiskey and tobacco that I worry about. I can always eat crow. Working on the conditional. Jesus Christ, I just spent an hour changing a comma back to a semi-colon. The sense of language changes as you parse it. Every little thing matters, Pinter and Beckett, not to mention that incident on the driveway with the fox. Read more...

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Bedside Manner

I catch the fire perfectly at 2 in the morning. Rekindle with poplar branches. It's colder than anticipated, with half a moon and a few stars. By 3:30, and half a novel later, it's warm enough in the house that I take off the hooded sweatshirt I sometimes wear over my bathrobe. Balmy. I'm wearing the fingerless gloves Linda knit me, and the watch cap she knitted when she was offstage. I do need to get to town because I need butter, oil, and some bacon. Fried potatoes in the last of the sausage fat and they were wonderful. My right shoulder is a bit sore, from bow-sawing the poplar, but I didn't want to listen to the chainsaw, and a little soreness comes with the game. Pain and suffering. A few scratches from blackberry canes that I wipe clean with alcohol, nothing untoward, I always wipe off the blood when I come inside, take off my boots, shed a layer. Nothing we can't handle. Two phones and a secretary, I could build a bridge. Only half-kidding, because I could build a bridge, but that's not the point. Lost power while I was writing and lost a paragraph. No weather, no wind, just a black-out at an early overcast dark. Read with my headlamp for a couple of hours. Then took a nap. The power coming back on woke me, stoked the fire. Both B and TR have referred to me, in the past week, as an interesting character. The two of them are interesting characters. Split wood and carried a couple of ricks inside against the projected snow and very cold temps. I feel pretty good about who I am right now. Warmed a bit today, and it's rain right now, just before it turns solid. Sleet, then snow. I should be trapped by tomorrow morning. I'll need to spend an hour outside, to replace the rick I'll burn, but I need to cook and clean out the fridge. Which certifies that tomorrow night, on the compost pile, there will be a performance piece. Two coons and a possum go into a bar. Already it's snow, falling straight down. B and I were talking about that, the way snow muffles sound. Read more...

Friday, November 14, 2014

Much Later

The object becomes the subject of change. Note to self. Still below freezing when I get outside. When it gets below twenty degrees it's all about survival and it's supposed to be below twenty the next couple of nights, then snow. I hope to get to town tomorrow for more supplies, but today I loaded up on wood, enough of everything to get through the cold snap. It takes a solid half a day to get ready for a week's fires. Right now I have twenty half-rounds that need to be split into quarters, ten quarters that need to be split for the stove, and another ten barrow loads to bring to the shed. It's a winter-long saga with me. Gets me outdoors. On cold days it's nice to get out and work physically, while the stove gets going. On a day that I don't go out I burn 25% more wood, trying to get the house warmer faster. When I came back inside today I had a good bed of coals and a warm stove, got a hot poplar fire going and then switched right over to oak. I want to get the house warm enough for me to clean up and shave because I won't want to for the next couple of days. The young squirrels are all frantic, stocking their middens. They're both cute and annoying, they chatter all the time and it's a grating sound, like my personal gang of crows (I love that they eat my dead mice, but I hate the sound of their arguing) chowing down on my largess. I don't expect any return on this investment. Dead mice in the freezer is not the coin of the realm. Though it could be the coin of mine. Dry bark and twigs is enough. Starting a fire is easy, once you start a fire. Just a spark is all you need. Cotton-wood pulp, then soft-wood shavings. I write for a couple of hours then crash, totally used up, but I drink a glass of water before I go to bed, so I'll have to get up and pee, when I'll stay up for an hour and restock the stove. Works perfectly, and I catch another bed of coals, stoke them up with poplar then oak splits. I needed another dead poplar sapling today, to fill the wood box, and I had seen two or three out near the outhouse. The bark splits and they get a white mold, easy to identify. I went up to one, maybe twenty feet tall, and just broke it off at the root, hauled it back to the woodshed. It provides both kindling and starter sticks. I had to laugh, I'd broken off the branches and the tip, taken them back to break up as kindling, and I was dragging the sapling back through the blackberry canes. Bent to my chore. And I saw myself from the outside, old dude, ratty clothes, dragging a sapling back home, gap-toothed grin on his face. As good as it gets. Read more...